Something Wonderful

Boy: “Look mommy! I’m going to suck everyone in here!”

Me: O_o;

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Boy: “I just sucked the princess, whoever that is!!!”

Girl: “Uhh… oh! Uh, I… Hey uhm, that’s your sister you know that right?”

Boy: “Too I bad!”

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I’m at a friend’s house and they have little kids over and a little boy says things like this whenever he is playing with Kirby for Super Smash Brothers… Yep. It’s hard to not laugh. Really hard.


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mytardishaswings:

sirenwithcoldfinns:

republicansforvoldemort:

kimmosaurus:

wherelightexists:

toastandpamphlets:

trackerjackin:

aishaneko:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

YAY ITS BACK

THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THIS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK BALLS

THAT’S SOME LINDA BLAIR EXORCIST SHIT RIGHT THERE

pretty damn sure they just summoned a demon.

Hiding behind a pillow fighting urge to make salt circle because I’ll never get it out of the carpet, wait maybe that’s a good thing

ALL OF THE GODS I LOVE PLEASE SAVE ME

(Source: manwithpenis)


Via meh

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

egifany:

Via /flipping tables like a BAMF

theloinlesslioness:

siemari:

lilprince:

sassysharpshooter:

notthenoviceyouarelookingfor:

halyen:

powdered-kevin:

Charmeleon! Fuckyeahh.

CHARIZARD BITCHES~

Mew! oh wow

Jolteon.

Charizard >D >D

FUCKING RIGHT I’M HAUNTER

mewtwo

GENGAR

is it ironic i have a gengar shirt



germanys-nipples:

ricksantorummpreg:

vasyenka:

Amnesia gathering at Fanime! WE HAD A STEPHANO!!! 8D

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ACTUALLY COSPLAYED STEPHANO

YES PERFECT COSPLAY



sarah-bang:

Animazement. Commuting distance to El Dorado.

(Oh, like you don’t want me to want to go to Spain the cosplayers’ blog.)


Do you post any of the following?

afros-on-fire:

Slenderman

.flow

Homestuck

Yume Nikki

Skullgirls

Legend of Zelda

Pokemon

Creepypastas

Paranormal

Anything creepy really.

Assassin’s Creed

Anything related to SCP Foundation.

I can’t think of anything else bloop.

If so, please like or reblog this so I can follow you. c: 

you forgot FOOD AHHHH me gusta comida ‘v’

Via Playing with Stars

boltong:

boltong:

my mother has been through a lot in the past few years, including a motorcycle accident that took her months to heal through, and juggling work with being a full time mother while also studying to get a degree in teaching - not to mention family problems and health problems i’d rather not get into. somehow, all through that, she stayed strong. my mother is an incredible mother, and i really want to give her back something.

to attempt this - i entered her in a competition on facebook. kinda lame, i know, but it’s a search for “Australia’s Sweetest Mum”, and i honestly think mine deserves that title. the major prize is something like $5000 worth of goods, and it would be incredible if i could give her this. i’m insanely poor what with being a uni student and i could never afford to give her ANYTHING like this prize offers. it would honestly make a huge difference to her and my family’s life. it’s all kitchenware and electronic goods, and mum’s been wanting to do up the kitchen for ages!

if you’d like to help me, go HERE (you may have to like the page, but its cake. who doesn’t like cake) , click “view/vote entries” and search for “bolton”. if you see the same picture, you’ve found me! if you’d like to help even more, just reblog this so i can get a little more help. every vote means a lot to me <3

gOSH THE NOTES

PEOPLE ARE SO NICE

do it do it do it do it i can relate in some ways with this person’s mom and being a student/mom/paying medical stuff is expensive do et


Via The Master's meat farm


siemari:

thenegaverse:

Mass Effect voice cast

this

JUST— THANE. mmm

(No Feron tho. Oh, okay…)

(Source: eyelashespretty)


Via The Master's meat farm


averylightlessthief:

anyone else notice that her shirt says hail satan

holy hell

(Source: joieanneliese)


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